SARDAR JOKES

Why did Santa Singh took 18 sardars to watch a movie?
Because under 18 was not allowed!

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Once Santa Singh and some other country scientists came for launching a rocket.
They started the counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go!The rocket was still there.
They tried it 3,4 times.
Then Santa said"Wait I'll try"
He climed up the rocket,first tilted to left,then to the right.He climed down,
and then asked them to count.They started 10 9 8......go!The rocket went.
Everybody asked "How did u do it''.
Santa replied"In our country we start our bajaj scooter like that only...

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What will you do if a sardarji throws a grenade at you?
Ans. Just pull the pin and throw it back at him!

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Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig 
for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him
but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there. 
Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I 
cant stay there.
Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet 
santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.

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Santa singh was failing in his maths exam for the past 5 years and the teachers
there wanted to get him passed some how.So they decided that in the next exam
they will ask him a very easy question.
On the day of the exam which was held in a huge auditorium where there were
many of his sardar friends he was called on the stage and asked. "What is 2+2 ?"
Santa Singh thougth for a long time and finally said 4.
On his answer all his sardar friends stood up and shouted "PLEASE GIVE HIM
 ANOTHER CHANCE".

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what is common between alliens and intelligent sardars? ans. You have only 
heard or imagined about them but never seen or met them!

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Once there was a donkey who always shook his head as if he was saying yes.One 
day the village people decided that the person who made him shake his head as 
if he was saying no would be rewarded with some cash. Many people tried but 
failed.
Then it was Santa's turn .He came and said something in the donkey's ear and 
would like to become a sardar? 

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Santa:Marte vaqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye.
Banta:Birla white cement
Santa:Kyon?
Banta:Kyonki is cement main jaan hai

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Once Santa Singh won a ticket to USA.But Santa did not know English.Hence,he 
went to an English teacher to learn English. The teacher told him to use only 
3 words i.e,'YES','NO' and 'THANK YOU.
When Santa sat in the plane,accidently a lady's purse fell on his seat.The 
lady came and asked Santa,"Do you have my purse?"
Santa said,"Yes."
The lady said,"Please give it to me." 
Santa said,"No."
The lady gave Santa Singh a tight slap and he said,"Thank You!!!"

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Once Santa & Banta were going in the helicopter.
Santa:Banta I am feeling cold.
Banta:I'll just stop the helicopter's fan 

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BANTA: I had a fight with my wife today.
Santa: How did it end?
Banta:She came to me with folded hands and requested me to come out from under
that bed. Coward.

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Banta lives on the last storey of a 101-storeyed building with no lift.He 
invites Santa for lunch one day.At the decided time Santa climbs 101 storeys
by foot.When he comes in front of Banta's door,he sees a note stuck on the door 
saying,"I FOOLED U.I HAD NEVER INVITED YOU."
Crazy Santa stuck another note below Banta's saying,"I FOOLED U TOO.I HAD NEVER
COME HERE."

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QUESTION 'Why is it that boys always ask for a girl's hand and never her foot?'
Answer: 'Because on her hand she has gold rings,gold bangles and maybe a gold-
plated watch as well,whereas on her feet all she has are high heeled shoes or 
sandals.'

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A funeral procession was going on.There were many people there .One of them 
was Santa.He was carrying a binocular with him.
BANTA:Why are you carrying it with you?
SANTA:Because the man who died was a far relative of mine.

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Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France.
Before it's construction, the tenders were invited from various construction 
companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came 
across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening 
the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh's tender at it's very
lowest. Ohere tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered
to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Banta was to get
the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked
Banta Singh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta
Singh said, "look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh. I will call 
him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and 
Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get 
a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don't meet?"
Banta Singh replied," then you will get two tunnels in same cost.