There was once an interview for the post of a detective. An American, a Greek and our very own sardarji, MR. SANTA SINGH appeared at the interview. At the interview, the American went in first. The officer asked him "Who killled Jesus Christ?" He replied," The Romans of course." The officer thanked him and sent him out. Then the Greek went in and he was asked the same question for which he replied,"The Jews." Then went in Santa Singh. When he was asked the question he replied," Could I have some time to think about it?" The officer told him to come back the next day with his answer. When Mr Santa reached home his wife asked him," Dear, how did the interview go?" Pat came the reply "Great. I think I got the job! I am already investigating a murder." ****************************************************************************** Santa:Banta,tell me a joke in two words. Banta: ganja sardar(bald sardar)!!! ****************************************************************************** Santa went to give his english exam.Then he came back. Banta:How was your exam? Santa:It was good except that I did not know the past tense of think.I thought and I thought and I wrote thunk. ****************************************************************************** Scene(A truck was towing away another truck in front of a bus stop where Santa was standing.) Santa started to laugh like hell. another person asked, ''Why are you laughing'.' Santa says,'' Can you believe it? they need 2 trucks to carry a rope''. ****************************************************************************** Once, a scientist made a device which could tell if a person was telling lies or not. He asked three persons to test it. The 1st one was an Englishman, the 2nd was an Australian and the 3rd was a SARDAR. The Englishman said "I think I can eat 20 burgers in 1 minute. The machine rang loudly(it meant that he was telling a lie)." Then the Australian said," I can drink 10 beers in 5 minutes." The machine rang loudly. Finally it was the SARDAR's turn. He said,"I think". as soon as the sardar said -I think-, the machine rang loudly. ****************************************************************************** Three men are on lunch break. One is a sardar, one is gujarati and one is bengali. The gujarati says "If I get this same lunch tommorow, will jump off the building." The bengali says, "Yeah, if I get the same lunch tommorow, I will jump off the building too." The sardar says, "Yeah, I will also jump off if I get the same lunch." Next day, all three men get the same lunch. The wives are mourning. The gujarati's wife says, "If I knew he wanted something else i would have made it." The bengali's wife says "Yea, I would have made something else if I knew." The sadar's wife says, "But my husband made his own lunch." ****************************************************************************** A sardar named milkha singh was relaxing at a beach in usa an american came and asked him sardarji are you relaxing sardar replied no i am milkha singh then sardar saw another sardar relaxing like him sardar asked him are you relaxing he said yes then the sardar(1st) said aapko waha sab bula rahe hain. ****************************************************************************** Sardar had 8 children but among them one was totaly different. he felt very curious to ask is wife that whose child it was one day his wife was on her deathbed and she called her husband to see him last time. He asked her "now it is the last chance, please tell me the truth that whose child is this" to this his wife said "sach kahu to ye hi apka bacha hai" ******************************************************************************