Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to
tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time,
haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the
salesman again. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears?
He was trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why does Sardarji work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain him on Monday.
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Why can't Sardarji make ice cubes?
He always forget the recipe.
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How did Sardarji try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you see when you look into Sardarji's eyes?
The back of his head.
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Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes?
He thinks his picture is being shot.
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Why does Sardarji have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardarji sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why can't Sardarji dial 911?
He can't find the Second 1 on the dial.
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