SARDAR JOKES

Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardarji looked skyward and asked, "Where, Where?

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What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Santa Singh needed some money desperately.

Someone told him that if goes & prays at Gurudwara, Mosque, Church & a temple,
that his prayers will surely be answered. So Santa goes to a Gurudwara, & prays 
there. Then he goes to a Mosque and prays there. Than he goes to a church and 
prays there. Then he goes to a Shiv temple. The temple had a large Lord Shiva 
statue. Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his hands and says his 
prayer.
Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho. Saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye.
 Kirpa karo."
The priest saw Santa praying. He wante to help Santa, but knew that a Sikh will 
never accept the money. So he drops a 100 rupee note, from behind the statue, so
that Santa can not see him. After Santa had said his prayers, and opened his 
eyes. He saw the note and thought that god has listened to his prayers. He takes
the note and goes away. However he is back again next day for money. Now the 
priest is really annoyed with Santa. The Priest decides that he is not going to 
give any more money to Santa. He changes the big Shivji statue with smaller one 
of Ganapathi that day. Once again Santa goes to the prayer room. However he does
 not notice the difference. Santa closes his eyes, bows his head, joins his 
hands and says his prayer.
Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho. Ajj to saannoo 50 rupayen hi
 chahiye. Kirpa karo." After that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any
money.
Santa: "O papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho. Asee 10 rupayen me hi 
kaam chala lenge. Kirpa karo jee." After that he slowly opens his eyes and does 
not find any money. He slowly raises his head and now notices that small 
Ganapthi statue. He carefully looks left and than right, & than slowly moves a 
bit forward near the statue.
Than he whispers to the Statue: "Beta, Papa kitthe hai?!?!!"

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
 

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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose
34 kg
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the 
weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
 

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Sardarji goes to see The Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in his seat.
His friend asks him,"Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai."
Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata."
 

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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...
takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
"Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies, "Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun.."
 

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Sardarji is travelling by train.
He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more.
So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard.
When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home.
Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.
Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
"The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!"
 

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Having lost his donkey Sardarji, got down
to his knees and thanked God.
A passerby saw this and asked,
"Your donkey is missing. What are you thanking God for?"
Sardarji replied, "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too."
 

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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. "Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are 
Sikh?" "
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now 
is a Chinese."
 

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