SARDAR JOKES

Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to
give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just
bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady
came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar
answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and
asked! ! ! ! the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me
! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same
question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you
Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and
answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond
rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. "
 
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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running
and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies,
"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
 
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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed..
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than
scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and
the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly 
just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine
has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry 
... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in 
the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine,we'll be up here all 
day!"

 
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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we
had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same
every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a
sound "guooonn, guooonn."
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains 
persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is 
very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as 
he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After 
some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes
near it and says
"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."


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Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like
anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied,
"I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and
asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my
urine test."

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A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives
and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders
Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because
he knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time he decides to 
substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the
jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on 
his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai
kya?"

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Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at DEMAN CONSTRUCTION
office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the
Department manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon completion of the test, the results 
showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa
and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to 
Reddy".
Santa: And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This 
being Punjab I should get the job!"
Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong.
"Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put
down 'I don't know' as the answer. And you wrote 'Neither do I'!"

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Sardarji praising his son who is a Civil engineer, who just laid a road
near his house. "Wow! This is terrific! Look at the job he has done!
The distance from my house to the railway station is the same as the railway
station to my house!!!!!!!!"
 
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Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."