SARDAR JOKES

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says
" Hello, how did you know I was here?"
 

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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under
torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
 

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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one Else
could write in his checkbook other than him if he lost his checkbook?
 

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Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.
His friend Santa Singh asked him, "Why, are you wearing two jackets?".
"Because,� said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."
 

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A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a 
highway.
On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following 
day less than a mile.
Then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied
"I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint
can."
 

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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
 
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Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or 
coming home.
 
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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have
to think-I'm sardar!"

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A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving
around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided
to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the sardar took
the door. After a while of walking the britisher asked the japanese "I'm 
confused,why did you bring the radiator?" The japanese responded, "If I get 
thirsty,I can drink the fluid." Next the sardar asked the britisher "Why did you
bring the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on 
the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the japanese asked the 
sardar why he had chosen the door. The sardar quickly responded to this 
question, "Well,when I shall feel the need to get some breeze in this summer all
have to do is roll down the window."
 

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A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted
island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.
As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I'll
give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and
he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too
was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were
back!"
 

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