SARDAR JOKES

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all
those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive 
through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he 
loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in
your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There's 1,973 sheep" The farmer said 
with amazement "Your're right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car 
he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity
can I have my dog back?"
 

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Desh mein badthi hui sardarji jokes dekh kar Santa aur Banta chintith ho jate 
hain.. Dono milkar Bhatinda mein Akhil Bharatiya Sardarji Sammelan ka ayojan 
kartein hain.. Sammelan ka muddha hai .:"Ban Sardarji jokes..".Sammelan ke baad,
Santa, Banta aur doosare sardarji Delhi pohanch jatein hain, Cultural Affairs 
mantri shri Surinder Singh se milnein..Kafi Dharna ke baad wo Surinder singh se 
miltein hain. Santa chillata hai, " Kaise sardarji ho ji aap, Desh mein din ba 
din Sardarjiyo par joke likha ja raha hai aur aap Mantri ho kar bhi, kuch karte 
hi nahi..aap turanth iin jokes par ban lagaiye.." Surinder singh kuch sochane ke
bad bolta hai " Mere pyare sardarji Bhaiyon,aap in jokes ko dil se kyon lete 
hain,jokes tho jokes hai, aur waise bhi hum sardarji log kuch buddhu hote 
hain..". Santa aur Banta yeh sunkar Gussa ho jatein hai aur chilatein hai, arre 
mantri jara sabith kar ke dikhao ki hum buddhu hain..". Surinder bolta hai," 
OOye, ye lo ji, ismein konsi baddi baat hain, abhi lo.." aur wo apne driver ko 
bulata hai " oye Milkha singh, oye Milkha, jara idhar aa". Milkha cabin mein 
aata hai.. Surinder bolta hai.." oye milkha ja daud ke ja aur pata kar ki mei 
ghar pohancha ki nahin.."..Milkha chale jata hai. Surinder bolta hai.." Dekh lo 
kitna buddhu hai, Telephone kar ke nahi pooch saktha tha.."..

 

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Sardar Dhakaan Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big 
tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and 
closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely.Zoo 
people requested sardar to go inside and trap the tiger in a cage.Scared but to 
avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun. While driving 
on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling
scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to
the jeep. At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left 
and other to the right. Then cleverly dhakaal put the left indicator on and 
turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a 
sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same 
situation arises again. once more the road divides into two and this time our 
sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This 
time the tiger goes into the road on right side. After some time the roads meet 
again to our sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again. This 
time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. 
Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the 
left corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which 
is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time overtakes his 
jeep and runs forward.

Result :- There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too.
 

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A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms!
 

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A Sardarjee reported for his University final examination which consists of
"yes/no" type questions. he takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the
answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour he is all
done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few
minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The
moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "I finished the
exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers
 

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