SARDAR JOKES

 
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon 
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji 
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar 
hai, usko kya pata"

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A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The
Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

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One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did:
photocopied the one which he had.

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Santa and Banta went to US They have stayed a five star hotel. Santa don't know 
how to use the European closet he dropped everything in a packet and placed it 
on one of the leaves of the fan. Banta came and switch on the fan and everything
spread on the wall When the room boy came Santa gave a 10 dollars and told him 
to wash it off . But the Room boy gazed at it for a five minutes and taken a 25 
dollars from the pocket and told to Santa "I will give you this 25 dollars if 
you say how did u do it so beautifully".

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Garbachan singh was traveling from Calcutta to Bombay by a plane, There were one
American, one Russian, one Pakistani and some other passengers. Suddenly 
something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it's control and some of the 
passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them. Firstly the American 
jumped out saying "Jai America" again the condition didn't change then the 
Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Jai Russia". But the condition still 
the same. The next is Garbachen's turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out 
the Pakistani by saying "Jai India".

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"I'm going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks
to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won't be able to put it down" 
replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
 
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Santa meets Banta
Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was looking for!".
 
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Do you really sell that much salt? A man asks to a Sardar who is running a 
grocery shop stocked with thousands of boxes of salt.
"No " says the Sardar. "I sell may be two boxes a month. To tell you the truth, 
I'm not a good salt seller. But the one who sell me salt-now he's a good salt 
seller."
 
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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed 
the Sardar
 
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One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

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A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."
 
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars
in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is
on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone 
is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, 
;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; 
....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek 
sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
 
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