A man siting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbe's hands were were very dirty.When he commented on this,the barber explained,"yes sir,no one's been in for a shampoo yet!" ****************************************************************************** Mom,will you wash my face why can't you do it yourself? 'cos that would mean my hands getting wet, and they don't need washing! ****************************************************************************** How did your mom know you did not wash your face? I forgot to wet the soap ****************************************************************************** did you hear about nilay the loafer? He is so lazy that he sticks his nose out of the window so that the wind will blow it for him. ****************************************************************************** Whats the smelliest city in america? Phew york ****************************************************************************** Is that a perfume i smell ? It is and you do . ****************************************************************************** Ding dong bell pussy's down the well , but we've put some disinfectant down and don't mind about the smell . ****************************************************************************** First witch : What's your new boyfreind like ? Second witch : He's nasty, mean, ugly , smelly and totally evil-but he has some bad points too. ****************************************************************************** Nilay: I'm so tired i feel like an old sock. Sharen: I thought there was a funny smell in here. ****************************************************************************** I think my brother is built upside down. Hows that. His nose runs and his feet smell. ****************************************************************************** Why did the idiot burn his ear? Someone called him while he was ironing. ****************************************************************************** Mother: Harold! wwhat did you say to bessy to make her cry? Harold: i paid her a compliment. Mother: and what was that? Harold: I told her that she sweated less than any girl i'd ever danced with. ****************************************************************************** Sonia: my sister can play a piano by her ears. Anjelica: so what ? my broher can fiddle with his toes. ****************************************************************************** Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE�, for which Laloo replied "85 Kgs" ******************************************************************************