The Songs of Monty Python

The Accountancy Shanty

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All Things Dull and Ugly

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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

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Midi

The Answering Machine Song

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Anything Goes

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Background to History

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Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong

Wav Version

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Brave Sir Robin

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Midi

The Brian Song

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The Bruces Philosophers Song

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Christmas in Heaven

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Decomposing Composers

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Dennis Moore

Midi

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Do Wot John

Wav Version

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Eric the Half a Bee

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Every Sperm is Sacred

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Ferret Song (I've got a ferret up my nose)

Wav Version

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Finland

Wav Version

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The Galaxy Song

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Midi

Henry Kissinger

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Here Comes Another One

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He's Going to Tell

Wav Version

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Holy Grail Theme

Wav Version

Midi Version

Idiot Song

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If I Were Not in the C.I.D.

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I like Chinese

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Midi

I Like Traffic Lights

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Midi

I'll Bet You They Won't Play this Song on the Radio

Wav Version

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I'm so Worried

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I've Got a Little List

Mp3 Version

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I've Got Two Legs

Wav Version

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Midi

Jelusarem (And did those feet)

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Knights of the Round Table

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Midi

The Liberty Bell March (the Flying Circus Theme)

Wav Version

Midi

The Lumberjack Song

Wav Version

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Midi

Wav Version (In German)

The Meaning of Life

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The Medical Love Song

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Midi

Wav Version

Mr. Eurovision

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The Money Song

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Muddy Knees

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Never be Rude to an Arab

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Not Noel Coward (a.k.a. The Penis Song)

Wav Version

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Oh Lord, Please Don't Burn Us

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Oliver Cromwell

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Poets Are

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Protest Song

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The Rhubarb Tart Song

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Sgt. Duckie's Song

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Sit on My Face

Wav Version

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The Spam Song

Wav Version

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Today

Wav Version

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That's Death

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The Urban Spaceman

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We Love Yangtse

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When Does a Dream Begin?

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Ya Di Buckety

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Special Thanks to Steve Hull and Garrett Gilchrist at PythoNET for some of these great midi files. 

Please note that these songs and such are coprighted materials, not to mention pieces of comic genius from some of the funniest and finest human beings in the history of the world.  Six lads I have admired more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before.  Six Brits whose work is so totally and utterly wonderful these feeble words sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate... So after you read these scripts go out and buy every piece of Python merchandise you can get your hands on.  (I have.)

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