The Not Noel Coward Song

Writen and sung by Eric Idle, and featured in The Meaning of Life, Eric's character while singing this song is a padody of a very annoying performer named Noel Coward who fancied himself frightfully witty.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to have a dick
From the tinniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your Willie or John Thomas
Hooray! For your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your percy of your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can stick it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't a-come a-back!

Oh, thank you very much.............