All Things Dull and Ugly

Written by Eric Idle and sung by a large English children's choir it is not quite your typical Python.......

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each little nasty hornet,
Each beastly little squid.
Who made the spiny urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and uncerous,
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul, and gangrenous
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.