I've Got Two Legs

Written, Composed, and Sung by Terry Gilliam, I've Got Two Legs is one of several Python songs that end in the singer being killed.

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they've got no, hairs

I've got two...... (the sound of a gun shot)