I'll Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio

A very good song.  Sung by Eric Idle, it is a true piece of Pythonesque (bleep).

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song
It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial
Just that the (bleep)ing words are awfully strong
You can't say (bleep) on the radio
Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep)
You can't even say I'd like to (bleep) you some day
Unless you've a doctor with a very large (bleep)
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't (bleep) well program it
I bet you their (bleep)ing olf Program Directors
Will think that it's a load of horse (bleep)