Biddle Tiddle Bong

Written and Performed by Graham Chapman (music by Fred Tomilson) this song is downright hillarious and will brighten anyone's day.

Voice Over: And so, Inspector Zatapathique, the forensics expert from the Monaco Murder Squad, sings his song "Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong"

(Hushed and low toned. Very somber sounding)

Zatapathique (Spoken):  Quoi? Quoi? Tout le monde, quoi?   Pourquoi?  Le monde....... le monde!  Bete....... Le monde....... d'habitude....... (music begins).... mais........ je pense......

(Graham's characters starts screaming loudly and incoherently while the choir sings rapidly)


Bing tiddle tiddle bang
Bung tiddle tiddle bang
Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle
Bung tiddle tiddle bong
Bung tiddle tiddle bing
Bung tiddle tiddle bang
Bing (tiddle tiddle)
Bing (tiddle tiddle)
Bong (tiddle tiddle)
Bang bong bing (tiddle tiddle)
Bang (tiddle tiddle)
Bong (tiddle tiddle)

Bing tiddle tiddle bang
Bung tiddle tiddle bang
Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle
Bung tiddle tiddle bong
Bung tiddle tiddle bing
Bung tiddle tiddle bang
Bing (tiddle tiddle)
Bang (tiddle tiddle)
Bong (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)
Bang bong bing (tiddle tiddle)
Bong band (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)
Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle)

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