Henry Kissinger

Writen, composed, and sung by Eric Idle, Henry Kissinger is a peppy little tune reminiscent of the 1920s style.

Henry Kissinger,
Oh how I'm missin' yer
You're the doctors of my dreams
With your crinkly hair
And your glassy stare
And you Machivaellian scemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy
But at least you're not insane

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here!

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clohtes
And your squishy nose
You're like a German par-o-quet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here!