O Lord, Please Don't Burn Us

Music by John Du Prez, written by John Cleese and Graham Chapman, and sung by Michael Palin and everyone that was in the church in that scene in The Meaning of Life.

O Lord, please don't burn us
Don't grill or toast Your flock
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock
Don't braise of bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok

Oh, Please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat
And please don't stick They servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat