I Like Chinese

Sung, composed, and written by Eric Idle (arranged by John Du Prez) I Like Chinese is a classic.

(Spoken) The world today is absolutely crackers,
Nuclear bombs could blow us all sky high
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why

(Singing) I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up too your knees
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There's 900 million of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cudly and they're ready to please

I like Chinese food,
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess.

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze

I like Chinese thought
The wisdome that Confusious taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt

So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
But they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please

(This next part is in Chinese but it sounds like this...)
Wo, I chumba run,
Wo, I chumba run
Wo, I cumba run,
Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their zen, their ping pong, their yin and yang-ese

I like Chinese
I like Chinese......................(fade)