John's Freeloading Home Page

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John's Family Pages
Two-Legged Residents Four-Legged Residents
John and Linda
15 years together with no homicide attempts!

Our Daughter is Prettier than Yours
Smarter, too.

The Dogs
They're fat, dumb, and happy!

The Cats
Disgruntled at having to share the house with dogs.


John's Lifestyle Pages
Lessons from the Grill Sergeant
Learn, learn, learn.

John's Favorite Films
Why Hollywood is not all bad.

"I Have Sold the Baby."
An uncommon phrase, translated into multiple languages.

Rules for Life
Some wisdom.

My LiveJournal
More wisdom.

John's Progressive Rock page
Where I comment on the best rock music ever made.

John's Math and Programming Pages
Integrating Undo and Redo Operations with Project Loading and Saving in C/C++
A solution to a programming problem.

Another Way to Implement Undo and Redo Operations in C and C++
A better solution.

Communicating with Dialog Boxes in Windows
A solution to another programming problem.

A Basic Explanation of the Least Squares Method
Somebody asked, so I've decided to deliver.

John's Science Fiction & Fantasy Pages
Serious Humorous
The Germ Within His Hand
A novel I wrote.

Prisoners of Light
A short story.

A Warm Place by the Fire
Continuing from the prior story.

The Grip of Unreason
Another related tale.

To Breathe Across the Embers
And another.

The Horseclans Series
It was cool while it lasted.

The Well World Series
Just as cool, for different reasons.

Harry Potter Stuff
The Mirror of Erised and the Alienation of Modern Youth
An essay I wrote for a seminar.

Harry Potter and the Theme of the Self vs. the World
Another essay for the same seminar.

Does Harry Potter Promote Satanism?
My dander is up!

The New Sorting Hat
New and improved!

The alt.fan.harry-potter Discipline OAQ
Accept no substitutes!

Let's Sort the U.S. Presidents!
It's fun!

My Harry Potter Fan Fiction
This is on another site, so it will open a new browser window.

The Gharlane of Eddore RIP Page
Some people liked him, some people hated him. It no longer matters.

Yet Another Narnia Page
I like the series.

bramblestory.com
A place for aspiring creative writers. This link will open in another window.

The Science Fiction Lists
The Grand List of Overused Science Fiction Cliches
Tired of the same old ideas in science fiction? So am I.

The Things I Will do if I am Ever the Hero
Tired of the hero making the same stupid mistakes? So am I.

The Things I Will do if I am Ever the Sidekick
"Dying is easy; comedy is difficult."

The Things I Will do if I am Ever the True Love
Not that I expect ever to fall into this category, but just in case...

The Evil Henchman's Guide
Life as cannon fodder sucks. Make it suck less with these time-honored tips.

Survival Guide for Innocent Bystanders
Hints for the rest of us.

The Evil Overlord Inc. Web Site
This is the work of Peter Anspach, whose Evil Overlord list was the inspiration for much of the other silliness you see here. This link will open in a new window.

Guidelines for Evil Empresses
The Evil Overlord list has spawned a gender alternate. This is not my work but that of Noam Izenberg. This link will open in a new window.

Babylon Five's Flying Circus
Do not drink while reading this page.


John's Political Pages
Serious Not So Serious
Ending Identity Theft

An Open Letter to Martha Stewart

Islam and the Concept of Moral Restraint

Tort Reform

Sixteen Reasons Why America is Great
Updated 20 June 2006.

Ignorance of the Law & Wagging the Dog
Taking up where Lysander Spooner left off.

If I Were the President
I'd issue these executive orders.

The Capitalist Quotes
Sayings that explicate capitalism.

My Proposed Constitutional Amendments
28th  29th  30th  31st  32nd

Why I'm Glad I'm Not a Doctor
It's not because I can't hack biology.

An Open Letter to All Marines

The Irrefutable Truths
If you have any sense, you'll agree.

The Trans-Atlantic Prisoner Exchange
Problem solved!

The Sick and Tired Party
I'm sick and tired. Are you?

The Liberal Code Phrases
Words mean things. They mean different things when a liberal uses them.

A Plan to Save America!
It involves making our kids brighter.

The Bill of No Rights
For those of you who need to grow up.

New Mental Disorders
Keep your eyes peeled!

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
Al Gore's next crusade!

The Hazards of Solar Power
Don't say I didn't warn you!


John's Raytracing Pages
Theory Practice
The Famous Matrix Page
All you need to know.

The Thoroughly Useful Macros
I use them myself.

The New (and Improved!) Surface Subdivision Suite
Better macros that work with meshes.

The Catmull-Clark Surface Subdivision Suite
Even better macros that work with meshes.

John's Star Field Page
Making stars.

Other .INC Files
Other include files.

Basic Clouds, Smoke, Fire, and Explosions Tutorial
Just for starters.

The Valley of the Bots
"Admiral, there be robots here!"

My Animations
Lotsa work, but it's worth it.

The LionSnake Modeler
Free, and worth every penny of it.


John's Religion Pages
The KJV vs. the NIV vs. the Original Greek New Testament
An ongoing project

The Tale of Littleburg

God Owes Cain an Apology
Well, if certain people are right...

The Illogic of Atheism
"The fool hath said in his heart..."

The Utterances of Pride
You probably need to read this.

The Seven Deadly Sins of Songleading
Some days I just can't stand it.

The Divine Hotline
Need help?


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