Rules for Life
Taken from various sources, modified in many cases
When in doubt, select the chocolate flavor.
When establishing discipline for your child, reserve the harshest punishment for lying.
When something goes wrong in an organization, assume the leadership is at fault.
Never judge a moral code by the behavior of those who don't fully comply with it.
Never have more than one relationship at a time with any person.
Never put off fixing a leak.
Never make a bargain you cannot enforce.
Always keep your word.
Always keep the receipt.
The time spent in obtaining the right tool always pays off.
Start all screws before tightening any.
Marriage really begins when you start having sex. Don't marry a stranger.
If you cannot stop at just one drink, accept that for you the only safe number is zero.
Pay cash or do without.
Seek pleasure in quality, not quantity.
Travel on foot as much as possible.
Do not accept the inmate's account of the asylum.
Do not accept the fox's report on the security of the henhouse.
Do not accept substitutes.
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