Recently, the Society of Evil Overlords has noticed a regrettable decline in the availability and quality of fanatical henchmen, devoted worshippers, and loyal infantry. We wish to correct this growing problem by submitting the following general guidelines for Evil Henchmen. DISCLAIMER: The use of masculine/feminine pronouns and assignment of gender roles is not intended to preclude a reversal of gender roles. It is, however, intended to offend those who think that the vague phallic appearance of nuclear missiles is somehow a factor in their deployment. Nyah. |
The Evil Henchman's Guide started as a cooperative effort between myself and Brian McGinty ([email protected]), but then others joined the fray. Their names are:
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