The New Sorting Hat!
Accept no substitutes! This is the only Sorting Hat that's ever any good.
1. You find a bag with ten Galleons in it. What do you do with it?
Turn it in
Spend it
Leave it
Put the money in Gringotts
Find the arcade that uses these funny tokens
2. You didn't make the Quidditch team. What are you doing during the game?
Rooting for my house
Taking bets
Selling refreshments
Reading books in the library
Catching up on my homework
Trying to rig the outcome
3. If you worked for the Ministry of Magic, what job would you like?
Auror
Accidental Magic Reversal Squad
Assistant Minister for Finance
Assistant Minister for Cauldron Bottom Standardisation
High Inquisitor at Hogwarts
4. If you were a Muggle, which of these career paths would you prefer?
Firefighter
Professional athlete
Astronaut
Computer programmer
Doctor
Nurse
Social Worker
Lawyer
Joe Sixpack
Accountant
None--I'd kill myself rather than be one of those low-life Muggles
5. Of the following characters from the Powerpuff Girls, which is your favorite?
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Professor Utonium
The Mayor
Ms. Bellum
Mojo Jojo
Him
Princess Warbucks
Fuzzy Lumpkin
The Amoeba Boys
6. Which of the following Hogwarts teachers is your favorite?
McGonagall
Sprout
Snape
Flitwick
Trelawney
Slughorn
Hagrid
Grubbly-Plank
Binns
7. From which of the following would you prefer to learn Defense Against the Dark Arts?
Quirrell
Lockhart
Lupin
Moody
Umbridge
Harry Potter
Snape
8. Voldemort offers you eternal life in exchange for one of your children. Your response:
Attack him
Run
Politely decline
Ask what I can get for two children
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