"Forecast: foggy." -Shaggy Schultz
"We need some porn A.S.A.P." -Marc Pupillo
"I just want to ride it and hold on to it's antlers." -Marc Pupillo
"Bye bye hot girl." -Jeff Vandamark
"$77!?!? You can buy a fucking car in Mexico for that!" -Jason Boeke (haggling for a belt buckle in a Mexican flea market)
"You look like a little doll; are you even real!?!" -Jason Boeke (while picking up and carrying a little mexican peasant girl)
"I couldn't pull the trigger." -Brady Grimme
"There were some hot ones in there. But I went with an ugly one because you know they gotta work a little harder." -Jason Kelly
"Oh, we fucked our room UP!" -Jason Kelly
"I'm so pissed, that's two hours I could have used to chase tail." -Jon Rolfe
"I can survive a nuclear war, but I can't survive a night at coach's house."
-anonymous (if Twinky's could talk)
"Well apparently when you're sober your a flipping genius!" -D.J.
"When a guy meets a girl, all he tries to do is get her out of her clothes. When a girl meets a guy, all she wants to do is get him into new ones." -Jon Rolfe
"Shak, black people are sweet at climbing trees. How do you think we have bananas?" -Tony Rubino
"Oh, I'm having a great time out here shitting all over you guys." -Shakir McCoy
"Coach, this has been the shittiest two weeks of my life. My ass has been spraying out blood and now my fucking house has burnt down." -Jon Rolfe
"I have no patience, especially for people I think are stupid." -Dr. Paul Govekar
"I have a stereotype about black people. It's a stereotype, but they don't swim very well!" -Derek Garrod
"Is his fiance a girl?" -Julia Parobek
D.J.- "I've got someone for you. His name begins with a 'C'..."
Scott- "...And ends with a douche bag!"
"If I put pants on today, they're going to be khakis." -Scott Amstutz
"Well, now we know that if [Pico] is ever being chased by a pack of wolves, she is done for." -D.J.
"None of the taste, all of the fun!" -Scott Amstutz
"Hurry up and beat their ass. I wanna see some penis!" -Scott Amstutz
"Aucoin, you magnify everything. You're like a gay amplifier." -Dank
"You look like Puff Daddy." -Grandma Switzer (referring to my fake bling)
"I'm a scientist; I just observe these things." -Steve (my 55 year-old neighbor referring to our 50 year old neighbors fake breasts)
"Skiing and sex, those are my favorite things." -Jon Rolfe
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