"Fuck this, fuck that...that guy's car is getting wet." -Matt Zaller
"Her private parts are haning out all over the place." -Lil' Woody
D.J. -"What is that on my skin?"
Lauren- "I don't know...scratch it."
"Brendan, you can kiss her. It's alrite, you're married." -Greg Trosper
"Give me some fucking pizork!" -Adam Pergram (referring to bacon)
"Ummmmmmmmm...that was completely random!!!" -unknown
"I hate sentences." -Lauren Gray
"When I am out of college and all rich, I'm gonna buy an eighth of weed and feed it all to a dog. Yeah, it will probably kill it...but it will be awesome!" -Adam Pergram
"My dad is 62. He is old as fuck." -Kevin Helmick
D.J. - �Wow, there are a ton of people here.�
random girl - �Yeah, I hear the girl that lives here throws great parties! I don�t know her though.�
�My heart is attached to the blow job.� �Lil� Woody
�You just tagged the curb�the curb is it.� �D.J.
Marc- "Dosen't alcohol tripple the effects [of Vicadin]?"
Shaggy- "Yeah, and of death. But I could probably shotgun two beers right now."
Tom- "Some kid had to go the hospital from eating all of that chilli."
Marc- (After laughing histerically by himself) "Someone else laugh...'cause that's histerical!!!"
"Our house is full of stolen shit...it's awesome!" -Adam Gatton
Deb (Aaron's mom)- "So I want to know more."
Aaron- "What, do you want to know positions or something!?!?"
Deb- "Isn't it great to just sleep with someone?" (reffering to falling asleep with someone)
Aaron- "Yeah, but it's so much better to not sleep!"
"It takes a special type of intoxication to get a girl pony up to that sort of thing.�
-Brian
Aaron- "We need milk again."
D.J.- "We should just buy a cow."
"Woah! There's cows but no fence!" -Amy Switzer
"Graupmann, you touch my face way too much." -D.J.
"I was gonna try to go around him [to score], but then he opened up his croquet whickets." -Adam Gatton
D.J.- "Cave seems to think your girlfriend was in there wiping your ass."
Ryan Ulrey- "I wish she was!"
Jon Graupmann- "Last year, I didn't even bring my books [to study tables]."
Ulrey- "That's why you're still here."
"You just got vocally bitch slapped!" -Steve Ritter
"Oh yeah, well you're a midget. You should be in the circus." -Aaron Lecklider
"Take a look at this guy's head: it has to weigh at least twenty pounds."
-Football Announcer (talking about a Steelers fan)
"She would be hot if she wasn't so damn ugly." -Steve Ritter
"I have to use one eye to see what's going on." -Dank
"Your nuts are all wet." -Karlee Kanuckel
"He is the humasaurus (half human, half dinosaur)." -Paul Barnes
�Next time I think I�m gonna try somethin� fruity!� -Dank
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