Jared's friend- "Are you an S.A.?" (seriously asking her if she was one of our Mexican serving assistants, a.k.a. bussers)
"I really gotta grow up Tom." -Arnold Pashi
"I'm thankful for the peer pressure." -Milky
"I'm going to blindfold you.....and do bad things to your body." -unknown
"Is this a weigher?" -Taylor Roberts
D.J.- "Oh, what a hot wife."
Geoff- "I used to have one of those."
"So what is the craziest thing you've ever done with a dog?"
-Amy Wyatt-Brown (speaking to a customer about a website)
"My favorite theory [on how Ken Griffey, Jr. broke his hand this off-season]�Guitar Hero II." � Joseph Van Sickle
"The reason why that car's horn hasn't stopped yet? It's connected to the center of the earth!" -Devin Barry
"You have to want kids. It's honestly way worse than having a dog."
-Amie Hardin
"I still don't like [Rob Dyrdek's] skatepark...(about 30 seconds later)...I think it's gay!" -Nolan Dutton
"Baron...oh my God, your ears...they look like...dog ears."
-Adam Pergram (inspired by Peter Griffin)
"Are you feet tired from peddaling those pedals all this night? ...How pissed would you hear?" -D.J.
"I like to look at old people, but i don't really like to be close to them." -Amie Hardin�
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