�The alliance of freaks: Stomp, Fat, and Frankenstein. The Trio of DOOM!�
-Marc Pupillo
�Get off me, butt-hole toucher!� -Marc Pupillo
�Fucking chicken pot pie�the only thing that can bring me happiness today, and someone took it!� -Tom Schiller (forgetting he ate it the night before.)
�When I die, I�m gonna put a clause in my will that will turn me into a delicacy. That way when my balls and dick are on a plate, I can literally say that someone ate my dick.� -Marc Pupillo
�If you don�t wear a condom when a girl is giving you head, she could get pregnant.� -Lil� Woody
�I was like, she was like�I was like, she was like�I was like, she was like�I was�Fuck it!� -Marc Pupillo
�Tom, why does you�re away message say �Whoa dey�?� -Marc Pupillo
�Tuna fish. Aside from sexual favors, you should never put anything that smells that bad in your mouth.� -Marc Pupillo
�Are you gonna stop being wienerific?� -Marc Pupillo
�Because he�s black�and not white!� -D.J.
"After I got back from the police station I bonged like nine beers." -Anonymous
"Every year I try to give up my period for Lent. It always comes back though."
-Coach Witte
"I just should have been a fucking quarterback!" -Matt Schuh
"I have laid the foundation, now I have to put up the bricks." -Kevin Helmick (about getting drunk)
"If I don't go to the hospital that night, the night will be a dissapointment."
-Shaggy Schultz
"Pretend you're a chipmunk!!!" -Kara Lewis
"D.J., you are the casual pimp." -Tim Hollis
"If you don't shut up, you're gonna get some Nokia up side your head."
-Ada Townie (She then proceeds to hit the guy in the face with her cell phone.)
"It's a duck threesome!" -D.J. (true story)
"Do you want to piss on that window?" -Aaron Lecklider
Aaron- "I miss panda girl."
D.J.- "Haha...panda girl?"
Aaron- "Yeah, pandas...Japan...they just go together."
D.J.- "Dude, pandas are from China."
"Five condoms...that would be like a circus to me." -D.J.
"Today we're going to talk about alcohol. We're gonna pass some out, let you all get drunk, and see if you like it." -Coach Witte
"Nobody cares if the WNBA folds. If girls want to play a pro sport, they should make one up where they are better at it than guys." -Marc Pupillo
"It's Fat Fest 1993." -Aaron Lecklider
"I'm going to kill D.J. with laughter!" -Matt Ellis
"The orange fence was like SPF Cop." -Marc Pupillo
"People are gonna think that bird shit tastes like honey mustard. They're going to be to their friend's, like 'You gotta try this shit!' " -D.J.
"It feels good. You can feel the little creases in it. I like to rub my feet on them."
-Marc Pupillo
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