"We'll turn here, even though I have no clue where this road goes!" -D.J.
"Pretend like it's an egg, and keep it warm with your nuts." -Steve Ritter
�If I kiss you, does that count as me drinking?� -Sara McGinnis
Aaron- �She doesn�t go that low.�
Weeder (about his girlfriend)- �Oh yes she does!�
�You spilt my beer you dumb slut!� -Steve Ritter (talking to Weeder�s girlfriend)
�Even though I can�t see you, I�m doing good.� -Sara McGinnis
�We drove like 100 hours in a 27 hour day.� -Steve Ritter
�I don�t even remember driving under water. Shut up, you're gonna wake the fishes.� -Steve Ritter
�Whoever invented alcohol is the shit!� -Steve Ritter
�It�s just so hard to put it in!� -Sara McGinnis
�Are we in Texas!?!� -Steve Ritter
�I think we�re driving into heaven.� -Steve Ritter
"It would be sweet if pepole could grow different colored beards [than their regular hair color]...I would even grow one!" -Amy Switzer
"Go ahead D.J., act like an idiot." -Liz Switzer (my mom giving me permission to do so in public)
"Hey, you wan..you wanna know the coolest part? Goldfish." -Drunk Townie Jake
"They have their parades with their stupid rainbow flags." -Zach Darrell
Christine- "How can someone be allergic to Christmas trees?"
D.J.- "I don't know, it's like being allergic to Jesus."
"If everyone knows you as the girl with the leprechaun tattooed on her ass, then you know you are a skank." -dude at the tattoo parlor
�I look at them and say either you�re not cool or I�m not cool, and I�m pretty sure that I am cool.� -Arnold Pashi
"Oh fuck! I'm stoned, my eyes are all red! Oh my God, look! No, look!" -unknown
"Is it cashed? 'Cause if it is, I'll still hit it!" -unknown
"I put my finger in my mouth to lick off some food, and I forgot [about the tongue ring]. It almost turned me on!" -Sara McGinnis
"Don't question the katana!" -Sara McGinnis
"There's about twenty bites a piece, and if you take any more than that, I'll bite your finger off." -Sara McGinnis
"I think my nose is falling off." -Amy Switzer
"You should see my face, I'm so serious I'm almost crying." -Dank
"Eww, I don't think I'm down for eating a sandy pig." -Steve Ritter
"They should change the spelling 'Pop Tarts' to 'Pot Tarts'!" -unknown
"She says, 'Best friends forever!" and I was thinkin, 'We aren't even friends now!'"
-Karlee Kanuckel
"We don't refridgerate ours, and we have yet to die!" -Sara McGinnis
"I noticed it when she lifted up her leg, and...BING!!!" -Aaron Lecklider
"That sounds like normal hearing to me!"(when everyone was screaming)
-Laura Shafer
"If you turn Scott gay I'm going to whoop your ass." -Mike Williams
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