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�The alliance of freaks: Stomp, Fat, and Frankenstein. The Trio of DOOM!�
-Marc Pupillo
�Get off me, butt-hole toucher!� -Marc Pupillo
�Fucking chicken pot pie�the only thing that can bring me happiness today, and someone took it!�
-Tom Schiller (forgetting he ate it the night before.)
�When I die, I�m gonna put a clause in my will that will turn me into a delicacy. That way when my balls and dick are on a plate, I can literally say that someone ate my dick.� -Marc Pupillo
�If you don�t wear a condom when a girl is giving you head, she could get pregnant.� -Lil� Woody
�I was like, she was like�I was like, she was like�I was like, she was like�I was�Fuck it!� -Marc Pupillo
�Tom, why does you�re away message say �Whoa dey�?� -Marc Pupillo
�Tuna fish. Aside from sexual favors, you should never put anything that smells that bad in your mouth.�
-Marc Pupillo
�Are you gonna stop being wienerific?� -Marc Pupillo
�Because he�s black�and not white!� -D.J.
"After I got back from the police station I bonged like nine beers." -Anonymous
"Every year I try to give up my period for Lent. It always comes back though."
-Coach Witte
"I just should have been a fucking quarterback!" -Matt Schuh
"I have laid the foundation, now I have to put up the bricks." -Kevin Helmick (about getting drunk)
"If I don't go to the hospital that night, the night will be a dissapointment." -Shaggy Schultz
"Pretend you're a chipmunk!!!" -Kara Lewis
"D.J., you are the casual pimp." -Tim Hollis
"If you don't shut up, you're gonna get some Nokia up side your head."
-Ada Townie (She then proceeds to hit the guy in the face with her cell phone.)
"It's a duck threesome!" -D.J. (true story)
"Do you want to piss on that window?" -Aaron Lecklider
Aaron- "I miss panda girl."
D.J.- "Haha...panda girl?"
Aaron- "Yeah, pandas...Japan...they just go together."
D.J.- "Dude, pandas are from China."
"Five condoms...that would be like a circus to me." -D.J.
"Today we're going to talk about alcohol. We're gonna pass some out, let you all get drunk, and see if you like it."
-Coach Witte
"Nobody cares if the WNBA folds. If girls want to play a pro sport, they should make one up where they are better at it than guys." -Marc Pupillo
"It's Fat Fest 1993." -Aaron Lecklider
"I'm going to kill D.J. with laughter!" -Matt Ellis
"The orange fence was like SPF Cop." -Marc Pupillo
"People are gonna think that bird shit tastes like honey mustard. They're going to be to their friend's, like 'You gotta try this shit!' " -D.J.
"It feels good. You can feel the little creases in it. I like to rub my feet on them." -Marc Pupillo
"I just fold it in half and lay in between them, like a taco." -Aaron Lecklider
"Fuck this, fuck that...that guy's car is getting wet." -Matt Zaller
"Her private parts are haning out all over the place." -Lil' Woody
D.J. -"What is that on my skin?"
Lauren- "I don't know...scratch it."
"Brendan, you can kiss her. It's alrite, you're married." -Greg Trosper
"Give me some fucking pizork!" -Adam Pergram (referring to bacon)
"Ummmmmmmmm...that was completely random!!!" -unknown
"I hate sentences." -Lauren Gray
"When I am out of college and all rich, I'm gonna buy an eighth and feed it all to a dog. Yeah, it will probably kill it...but it will be awesome!" -Adam Pergram
"My dad is 62. He is old as fuck." -Kevin Helmick
D.J. - �Wow, there are a ton of people here.�
random girl - �Yeah, I hear the girl that lives here throws great parties! I don�t know her though.�
�My heart is attached to the blow job.� �Lil� Woody
�You just tagged the curb�the curb is it.� �D.J.
Marc- "Dosen't alcohol tripple the effects [of Vicadin]?"
Shaggy- "Yeah, and of death. But I could probably shotgun two beers right now."
Tom- "Some kid had to go the hospital from eating all of that chilli."
Marc- (After laughing histerically by himself) "Someone else laugh...'cause that's histerical!!!"
"Our house is full of stolen shit...it's awesome!" -Adam Gatton
Deb (Aaron's mom)- "So I want to know more."
Aaron- "What, do you want to know positions or something!?!?"
Deb- "Isn't it great to just sleep with someone?" (reffering to falling asleep with someone)
Aaron- "Yeah, but it's so much better to not sleep!"
"It takes a special type of intoxication to get a girl pony up to that sort of thing.�
-Brian
Aaron- "We need milk again."
D.J.- "We should just buy a cow."
"Woah! There's cows but no fence!" -Amy Switzer
"Graupmann, you touch my face way too much." -D.J.
"I was gonna try to go around him [to score], but then he opened up his croquet whickets." -Adam Gatton
D.J.- "Cave seems to think your girlfriend was in there wiping your ass."
Ryan Ulrey- "I wish she was!"
Jon Graupmann- "Last year, I didn't even bring my books [to study tables]."
Ulrey- "That's why you're still here."
"You just got vocally bitch slapped!" -Steve Ritter
"Oh yeah, well you're a midget. You should be in the circus." -Aaron Lecklider
"Take a look at this guy's head: it has to weigh at least twenty pounds."
-Football Announcer (talking about a Steelers fan)
"She would be hot if she wasn't so damn ugly." -Steve Ritter
"I have to use one eye to see what's going on." -Dank
"Your nuts are all wet." -Karlee Kanuckel
"He is the humasaurus (half human, half dinosaur)." -Paul Barnes
�Next time I think I�m gonna try somethin� fruity!� -Dank
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