"I think that bowl is made of chocolate." -Andrew Aucoin
"Can you get a keg of Mike's [Hard Lemonade]?!?!" -Adam Gatton
D.J.- "There are a lot of states that are named after rivers."
Sara- "Like Mississippi River State."
Brice's cell phone rings.
Ulery- "What the hell is that?"
D.J.- "It's a small organ."
Ulery- "Brice has a small organ in his pants!"
Ritter rips a very deep fart.
Ritter- "And I have a fucking tuba in mine!"
"D.J., it's too bad you don't have a sunroof, because pretty soon we're not going to have enough room for Aaron's head." -Nick Huelsman
"It would have been better to have just painted 'Aaron's Bitch' on his back."
-Paul Barnes
"She gets all pissed off cause I talk about how sweet Amy is. Not like 'awww sweet,' but you know, sweet. And then she goes, 'How come you never talk about me like that?' " -Dank
"I felt like a dying seal in your arms." -Sara McGinnis
"Yeah, I could have sex with guys too, but I wouldn't want to do that either."
-Marc Pupillo
Shaggy- "I'm pissed because I'm sucking."
Chip- "...At the game of life."
Marc- "My entire room is a bed."
Shaggy- "But his bed is a shelf. Understand that?!?!"
"I love the smell of chlorinated rides." -Sara McGinnis
"I throw myself to the mercy of the court." -Marc Pupillo
"It tastes like yummy cheese deliciousness!" -Katie Harkrader
D.J.- "Liar."
Sara- "Methodist!"
"It's a buttered soft tortilla. It's like a butter sandwhich from Mexico." -D.J.
"It tastes like coffey!" -Sara McGinnis
"I've always wanted to have a soundtrack to my life. Music will be played at all times to describe my mood." -D.J.
"They're like meat popsicles." -Steve Ritter (referring to uncooked hot dogs)
"It would be fun to ride a waverunner with Jesus." -Sara McGinnis
"I'm not scared of the giant squid, 'cause they'll take me down below and make me their princess!" -Sara McGinnis
Christine- "Ada is a pretty sweet place..."
D.J.- "...Except for how shitty it is."
"I struck fear in the heart of the fat man." -Sara McGinnis
"I think my stomach is bleeding!" -Steve Ritter (after chugging a half gallon of water in 30 seconds, check the pic here)
"You never know what you want [with girls]; at some point you just decide this is good enough." -Nate Preston
"I'm not looking for a long term relationship, I'm just looking for a three-way!"
-John Rolfe
"That door almost dominated me!" -Paul Barnes
"You just slapped my boob like we're in a porno!" -Sara McGinnis
"I hate the word "tube steak" because it reminds me of "tube sock"...and that makes me want to ralph!" -Sara McGinnis
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