"Give me a Natural Ice Light." -Shawna Dinger
"Marc, you're always like to me, 'Fuck you...fuck you...I've got the Zoology book...fuck you." -Adam Gatton
"I have a polar bear!" (and then the "Red Sea" of people parted for him to walk through.) -Marc Pupillo
"Tom went from sober to drunk in like five minutes. It was like he ate a down syndrome sandwich." - Marc Pupillo
"You know what sucks? When girls get older, they grow boobs. When we get older, we get hair on our ass." -Marc Pupillo
"...seven...eight...Jesus Christ, nine..." -Scott Amstutz
Chance Baysinger- "She was trying to steal stuff from our house."
Arnold Pashi- "Did you hit her in the face?"
"I knew my role that night: I was the sloppy seconds guy." -Arnold Pashi
"Maybe I ate a piece of cardboard with blue coloring." -D.J.
"Coach, do I have to be the gofer?" -Jon "Lil' Woody" Bade
"Give me a leet." -Matt Sommer (attempting to rhyme with the word feet)
"I'm basically a slut." -Big Ben Yeater (keep in mind that Ben weighs in around 250lbs)
"I am Jaba the Slut." -Big Ben Yeater
"Did you boink her in the eye?" -Jill Griffo
"I want to be a figure skater." -Shaggy Schultz
"That kid is a pud. He even makes me look straight." -Shaggy Schultz
D.J.- "I am Eric Patton..."
Marc- "...and I am GAY!!!"
"How did I just get ripped on for not being gay?" -Shaggy Schultz
"I just want to say to all of those girls that used to be pretty, 'Stop eating and stop drinking beer because you've gotten fat and nobody wants to touch you.' "
-Marc Pupillo
"That guy must like to have stick-person sex." -Marc Pupillo
D.J.- "Erin, what language are you speaking?"
Shaggy- "Bitch."
"I wanna toss it!" -Marc Pupillo
"Ramen, Ragu Express, Easy Mac: those three are at the opposite ends of the taste spectrum...yet they are all noodles." -D.J.
Tom- "I do too have cultural diversity."
D.J. & Shaggy- "Yeah, we know...black and Mexican."
"Sure, make fun of the guy with the involuntary bulimia. That's real cool."
-Marc Pupillo
"All right, fart knocker!" -Marc Pupillo
"The late bursting bubble theory: you can fart but the person right behind you can cut right through it and not smell it, but then the bubble explodes and all the people behind you are falling down, women are screaming, babies are crying, and plants are welting." -Marc Pupillo
"She says that she likes me but doesn�t want to be with me. That's like saying I'm fat." -Adam Gatton
"Sometimes the ball is green, sometimes the ball is blue. What are you going to do?" -Marc Pupillo
"Yes!!! Wooohoooo!!!!!" -Adam Gatton (About the Family Feud coming on.)
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