-Aaron Lecklider
D.J.- "Dude, tell me you couldn't fit a watermellon in this chick's mouth."
Ritter- "...Or a small sedan."
"You know what they should start? Nomad bars: like a bar in the back of a semi, and they just drive it around and drink." -Steve Ritter
D.J.- "Where did you come from!?!?" (after Amy hits 4 shots in a row in beer pong)
Amy- "God!!!"
"Steve, we should get really drunk and walk back to Sydney! It would be like the Mt. Everest of walking!" -Dank
"I don't sleep, I fuck all the time!" -annonymous
"I'm sorry, I looked at your penis and got a little side tracked." -annonymous
"Can't I have a real chaser, like Dawn [dishsoap]?!?!?" -Sara McGinnis
"Wait, you have boobs?!?!" -Matt Rahrig
"Is this a bad time to tell you that you have crabs?" -Matt Rahrig
D.J.- "You have a problem if she's shitting on your face."
Jimmy- "I have a picture of that."
"I smell weed. Wait, that's your chicken noodle soup." -Karlee Kanuckle
"I'm too young to drive NASCAR!" -D.J.
"Who do I owe for this liquid utopia?" -Steve Hiltner
"This thing is...it's like a baby!" -Steve Hiltner (talking about a 40)
"I was at Cheddars. I had a margarita the size of my face!" -Arnold Pashi
"If you had three balls, would your load increase by three?" -Steve Hiltner
"I donged it." -D.J. (meaning to say "bonged")
"She was so ugly, I almost kicked her ass!" -Sara McGinnis
"Just once a week." -Arnold Pashi
"I just told her to make sex noises back to you." -Arnold Pashi
"We need to write that down...wait, what did i just say!?!?" -Chistine Fingerle
"If I had a penis for one day, I would masturbate the whole time. It would be fun!"
-unknown
"The only problem with vagina is it's attached to women." -unknown
"No, he didn't do anything to me. I think I called him a pussy just to see what he would do." -Matt Schuh
"She called me sweetie...what a bitch!" -Sara McGinnis
"I'll probably get like $300 in fines and probabtion, which means I can only drink when there aren't any cops around." -Matt Cave
"I have waited too long for that!" -Nick Huelsman
"I'm just going to tell my neighbors that I killed a man and ate him." -Matt Cave
"Your voice is so deep, and Amy's voice is so high. Your parents must have done acid." -Megan Kell
Larissa- "What's your name again?"
D.J.- "There's only two letters."
Larissa- "Tom! Tim!"
"Penis nurse?" -Don Switzer (my dad)
"Everytime I walk by a cop I just want to grab his gun. I wouldn't want to kill him, I'd just hold it. It's like holding power." -Steve Hiltner
"...and freaking blast someone!" -Nate Preston (in response to Steve saying he would grab the cop's gun)
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