Jon- "It's because all of my growth hormones went to my cock."
"I told Nick to just tell her he's sterile...just roll the dice." -Ben Bolla
"...Or that he should just kick her in the cunt!" -Ben Bolla
"I garauntee that if I was up here last night I would have finger-dualed some bitch!"
-Cory Thigpen
"What are you doing little kid!?!? You dumb little kid, get off his skiis!! What are you doing?!?! Get off of there!" -Nolan Dutton
"That little kid was definitely in the wrong." -Nolan Dutton
"There's nothing instant about it! I may as well use e-mail!" -Bob Lipp (complaining about instant messenger)
"I wanna order a burrito and just eat it back there. I'll just have it comped off later...I'll tell [the managers] that my table just didn't want it." -Elliott Peet
"Every time I go into the dentist, it's cool and all, but I feel like he's a stalker. It's like he knows my plan; like he's got shit on me." -Amy Switzer
"But if you combine the vaccuum AND the broom, the results are AMAZING."
-Shawn Delbo
"Cleaning and organizing in my underwear; it's about my favorite thing to do."
-Taylor Roberts
Milky- "I don't want to fuck Christine!"
Christine- "Thank God."
"The Lion's Den...that lion [on the sign] is taking it from the other lion." -Marc Pupillo
"Chapstick for life!" -Grant Waggoner
"...And a beer for my fellow compatriot, Jon." -D.J.
"They should put those fucking inmates in the back country...so they can break trail for us!" -Timmy
"Are there any Canadians out here? [long pause] Good!!!" -old ski bumb in Alta
"It's a little gnar-gnar." -Opie
DJ- [reading game card]"What do you most enjoy or miss about being single?"
Ryan- "Ahhhhh...for any guy?....New and exciting vaginas! Let's just say that is a girl question from now on."
"Someday, I'm going to have awesome tits! -Taylor Roberts
"Dinosaurs are fucking HUGE!" -Andrew Ritchey
"It was my birthday today, so I said fuck eye drops." -Rob Brown
"Your head is so heavy...so much knowledge!" -Taylor Roberts
"Those things are dinosauric!" -Nick Hall
"I'd pretty much make Lori orgasm with my mouth for a hundred grand."
-Adam Gleason (speaking of our gross, overweight manager at Abuelo's)
"Go and get some wood so I can SMASH it." -Tom Schiller
"Has anyone ever seen Erin like this? Because I could have sworn I was with a classy girl." -Marc Pupillo
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