Some are elves w/ long, beautiful hair
Some are hobbits w/ trials to bear
Some are dwarves w/ much strength
Some are orcs w/ a lot of stink
Some are humans w/ fondness of pretty things
As for me, I'm a Lady of the Ring

Hello and welcome to

Ladies of the Ring!
Please take off your shoes, <<but don't take off anything else!! ahhhh.>> sit back and enjoy the odd humor.

In case you're wondering, Ladies of the Ring is a look at what the quest (in Lord of the Rings) would be like if they were...well...ladies. You could say they're diaries...or just thoughts... damn it! I'm really NOT good at introductions. Grrrrrrr!
Just take a look, they're in order. They're just for fun and I don't mean any offense in writing them.  If you don't like it, then don't read it. It's THAT SIMPLE, PEOPLE!  Rants and throwing insults won't do anything. Anyway, hope you enjoy this somewhat.
~Psychokic

Oh yes, and as they are MINE, please DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THEM W/OUT PERMISSION! Ask if you want to put them on your site and remember that I HAVE THE RIGHT to turn you down. Sorry if I sound like a bitch for it but I'm sure you can understand why I say this. Just e-mail me at
[email protected].

If you want to leave a comment then sign the guestbook. 

Almost forgot!

The Peoples:
Bilbo: Betty
Frodo: Frida
Sam: Samantha/Sammie
Merry: Mary
Pippin: Peggy
Gandalf: Gwyneth
Elrond: Ellany
Arwen: Andy
Aragorn: Arawn
Legolas: Leah
Boromir: Beverly
Gimli: Gertrude
Smeagol/Gollum: Stephanie/Gigi
Isildur: Elizabeth

I'll add other names if when they're needed. It's pretty simple to follow. Enjoy. :-)

Frida
Saruman
Gwyneth
Ellany
Sauron
Leah
Peggy
Arawn
Gertrude
Beverly
Lurtz
Stephanie/Gigi
Samantha
Mary

let me sign it! let me see it!
Enough of this shit, take me home
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