| Sauron: Joined Disfigured Anonymous on MOL. Told me to have hobby to take mind... eye off of self. Now surf MOL and read countless smut about hobbit frenzies, hopefully Frida will be able to do half things they say. Built tall tower for me to hover over since have no legs. Now will be able to stand... er... hover tall and watch Leah take baths. What? Am not married yet! All saw dust from building tower keeps getting in eye. Give up eyelid for large protective eyewear. Gigi come to get back together. I said no, she got all bitchy and said Frida doesn't end up w/ me in the end but w/ her. Gave her evil eye til orcs came to torture her for countless hourse. If I can't have Frida then no one will! Talked to powerful wizard named Saruman. Is having trouble w/ his ex, Gwyneth, told him to give her flowers and chocolate. Saruman got nervous and beat her up then locked her in tower... Suggested couples counseling. See crazy women try to attack Frida, but saved by rugged male... I mean female. Oh bother, it's the heir to Gondor's throne. Never liked her, always trying to act like hero so people will want her to be king... I mean queen, needs to shave too. Uh oh, Frida found out about other 19 rings. Prob because of Galadriel, won't shut-up about how pretty her ring is. Am tempted to tell her got it from .25 cent machine at Al*Mart. Amusing to watch Leah prance about w/ Ellany's tiara on. Ellany found out and threatened to burn Leah's Viggo Mortensen picture. Always like Ellany, such evil elf. Frida's taking ring back to Macy's and keeping the money!!!!!!!!!! It cost me a year's worth of world domination and torture to pay for the bloody thing, how else could afford it to recite poem when in fire or make person disappear? Gah, somone has changed my settings, preventing me from reading my smutty stories. Damn. Will just have to amuse self by watching Saruman try to cook. Gave him recipe to make Uruk Hai. Evil_Eye: how goes the cooking? Evil_Nails: am still trying to pick goo out of nails. why couldn't just buy from Al*Mart? Evil_Eye: only came in pink, hot pink, light pink and puke green. Army is ready for battle, will have them find Frida and convince her to come back. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, damn that transvestite, Arawn! Uruk Hair wouldn't gotten Frida, but NOOOOOOOOOO! Had to kill them off so only got 2 ditzy hobbits. Will go sulk and think of evil way to get back at him... her. |