| Elrond: Ellany Planning slumber party for Frida because she's getting married to Sauron! *giggles* He gave her SUCH a pretty ring! Bought food and drinks, all needed is live entertainment. Later Mary got pissy over old boyfriend being booked as stripper. *pout* Now have no hott guy to watch while fixing other's hair. Father forced me to invite Gertrude. Was bad enough Arawn and Beverly decided to come, now not sure if still can call girls slumber party. Ah well, at least she's bringing Elijah Wood picture collection. Gwyneth arrived, said couldn't get stick back. Damn. Will just have to find something else to break pinata w/. Why does it look like a fish? Gigi must have sent over. Will not invite her as last time only sat on rock and talked to self in 3rd person. Really steamed when she ate all goldfish in my pond and left bones in odd places, including facial mask. What? How else would my skin be this smooth? Perhaps Leah prances too much even for elf, slightly jealous. Well, not all of us can be super perky girls w/ short attention span, can we? Frida arrived slightly wounded in hands of Andy. Wanted to tell Andy he didn't have to hold her THAT close nor hold her in THOSE places. Will tell self repeatedly was just to keep her warm. Keep finding Andy trying to sneak in Frida's room. Told him that she's getting married to Sauron and he already has g/f. He said he wanted to wear pants in relationship but Arawn won't let him. Had been curious as to why he always wore dress. Elves complain about fruits in their makeup and syrups in their shampoos. Their hair is sticking together and face paint smears, making them resemble freakish clowns. Will have to speak to Peggy as need to learn her evil way to get revenge on Gertrude for not letting me see Elijah in a see through shirt. Ha! Got Gertrude back by pasting pictures of naked Saruman over pictures. Screams echoed for miles. Perhaps Sauron has good idea w/ the evil thing. Gertrude isn't too depressed, not stares at pictures of Saruman all the time. Damn it! Can't an elf's evil plot work, honestly! Oh dear... it turns out that Sauron's a player. Not only did he give 19 rings to DIFFERENT people, but he gave Frida a ring that used to be Elizabeth's! *gasp* I knew I recognized it from somewhere. Now Frida is going to go ALL THE WAY to Macy's to return the damn thing, the poor girl. Turns out she'll continue the party while she does to Macy's. Can't go. *sulk* Still in trouble for sneaking out w/ countless thousands of elves to watch Elizabeth break up w/ Sauron. Saw off fellowship of ring, wanted to call them ladies of ring but Arawn found to girlish. When pointed out they are girls she just huffed off. Should be called King of Drama. Some just can't accept the fact they can't be manly men. |