| Gandalf:Gwyneth Going to b-day party for Betty. Saw little Peggy, such cute innocent hobbit. She asked if Betty gone through menopause like self... kick inconsiderate bitch out of wagon. Party went well til Betty got completly drunk and threw up on b-day cake. She used ring to disappear from the embarrassment. Betty accused me of wanting ring. Looked kick ass when told her what's what due to special effects and tissue for stuffing. Frida finally got ring. Was tempted to take but remembered crazy women will attack one who has it... made sure Frida kept it round neck. Can't find other walking stick, must go to Saruman to get it back. Know he stole it, there's a white hand mark where the stick had been. Saruman asked for another chance. Told him that if he didn't look like such a girl then I would have thought about it. Like I'm about to date a guy who wears a dress and has longer nails than me. He tried to serenade me w/ kind words. Will just say he should stick to hanging out in chat rooms on MOL and talk to guys who want world domination so they can get all the chicks. Am now stuck at top of tower in rain. Hair getting matted up. Ugh, why so many bugs? Couldn't he afford to pay an exterminator? Is he cooking chitlins? Am now in Rivendell. Frida is finally awake but seems to always wince when sees me, don't understand why... Going w/ Frida to Macy's as have nothing else to do. Don't feel like going home and eating 10 pounds of chocolate while mourning over Saruman anyway. Saruman HAD to make it snow! Legs are freezing as don't wear stocking and icicle hanging from nose. When I see Saruman again I'm gonna take his big fur coat and cane, now who has the pimp wear you perverted pansy! I heard Gigi hacking when we were entering the Malls of Moria. *sigh* I told her to quit smoking. That and raw fish will mess you up. Apparently they decided against building a mall and built the Halls of Moria instead. Halls to where? The most I found was a tomb, a set of stairs, and a crappy bridge that can't hold up to my awesome power. Ugh. They had over 1000 years to build the damn thing and that's all they got done? The stairs aren't even escalators. Am so complaining to the manager... Later Turns out the manager is the one in the tomb. A bunch of wild women killed him when they found out he wasn't gonna put in New Nay. Understandable since I need a pair of capris as am tired of wearing a long dress all the time. Uh oh. Balrog is here. Expect long fight w/ her, hope it won't be too long as have appointment to dye hair in few days. As spring is coming must wear bright things, perhaps a nice flower dress. |