| Boromir:Beverly Going to some party as want to strut round and remind who's going to be the new Stewardess of Gondor soon enough. Gah! Arawn is here. Leah all bout me owing her allegiance. Yeah, like I'm bout to bow down to some wanna be elf who'd rather pick up small women w/ hairy feet than be Queen, especially when has only little peach fuzz. Leah always standing up for Arawn. Yeah, we all know how she'd like to 'bow down' to that Queen. Peggy and Mary very likable hobbits though didn't appreciate being hit on nose by Peggy. Perhaps shouldn't have made comment bout height. Peggy tried to cuddle last night. Very enjoyable til Mary ruined moment by saying I only look like man. Am insulted. It's not my fault I'm trapped in a woman's body. Ooooo, pretty ring. Arawn won't let me have it. *sulk* Will get back by having honorable warrior's death that she's always wanted. See how she'll like the fact that everyone will think I'm more manly afterwards! Hobbits so warm, someone should make hobbit coats, as it'll be easier to walk up mountain. Mentioned it to Mary, seems to be more testy round me now, can't understand why. This snow is getting everywhere... and I mean everywhere! Don't see why can't go to Rohan as cute man named Karl Urban is there. *sulk* Fear I will never meet him. Leah prancing bout on snow like some damn fairy. Was going to hit w/ shield but Arawn got in hissy fit and said couldn't knock Leah off mountain. Damn her and her obsession w/ pretty things. Am jealous, Leah always putting her hands on Arawn. Damn, why must Arawn look more manly than me? Went to Moria, yada, yada, yada, loud drums, blah, blah, blah, big Balrog, yawn, yawn, yawn. Was too busy trying to impress Leah w/ my fighting abilities to concentrate on the unimportant things, like Gwyneth falling. Lothlorien filled w/ prancing elves and Galadriel, the prissiest elf ever saw. Said knew what I wanted and that there was hope. Got happy since knew Leah would be mine. Galadriel then said, 'oh I'm sorry, was reading Arawn's mind.' Damn it all! Ended up having heroic death sooner than thought. Was upset til saw look on Arawn's face. Yes! Though wish saw Leah one last time as now admit to self am obsessed elf fan too. Arawn is trying to comfort me as I slowly die. Wish she would wipe drop off of her nose as it's bothering me. It's my death, have respect! Ugh, why didn't she have a breath mint before kissing me? It's not liked I asked to be kissed by her anyway! Just said she was the Queen of Panies, she must have missed last part. Did she just steal my gloves? Bitch! |