| Merry:Mary Ooooo, pretty fireworks. Decided to steal one but Peggy kept trying to grab the small ones. Had to tell her that bigger is better. Found mushrooms w/ Peggy. Hm... these taste funny... Later What pretty colors, isn't that Samantha dancing round Frida like that... perhaps mushrooms not good idea. Peggy's mad cause Sammie is always giving Frida positive attention unlike Peggy, who she tosses off cliff. Obviously wants Sammie to trim her bush. If Frida doesn't run any faster to the fairy will just leave her w/ the psychos. Am in Rivendell. Is not fun as everything is too big, perhaps bigger isn't always better. Going w/ Peggy to Macy's as want to see if she'll try to hit on Sammie. Tried to tell her Sammie likes Frida. Got testy and refused to give me the Sean Astin picture I asked for, will not return Sean Bean picture then, ha! Woke to find Samantha whispering very nasty things and then saying Frida's name. Will tell self repeatedly is just a dream. Why are Frida's nails always dirty? No matter how many times she bathes they always seem brown. Yuck. Am curious as to why Arawn and Bev don't just shave off peach fuzz instead of trying to grow beard as not doing such good job at it. Would ask why but their swords frighten me. Kicked Bev and Arawn's asses today. Looks like Peggy helped but she didn't. Was too busy trying to cuddle w/ them. Had to remind her that they only look like men. In Moria, smacked Peggy in head when she kept singing 'high ho' for 3 hours straight. Must get through mines w/out pushing her off cliff. Got dagger in Lothlorien. Am tempted to use it as Peggy is now singing 'row, row, row, your boat.' Remined her that she's not Binty Spares. Peggy said 'of course not, I sing much better.' Couldn't find comeback. Damn. Can't stand always witnessing Samantha and her infatuation w/ Frida, have let orcs capture me. Peggy's coming along too. When asked why she just said 'don't like tunnels.' After time in fellowship have learned not to ask. |