| Pippin:Peggy Very drunk right now, have been singing songs w/ Mary while male hobbits stare in awe. Knew should've worn longer skirt. Ran into Frida, literally. Samantha got all huffy and tossed me aside. *sarcasm* Will that's nice. Try to say 'hi' to cousin and in turn get tossed off cliff. Going to Rivendell w/ others as don't want to miss action. Who knows what interesting characters may meet? Later Wish didn't meet interesting character, don't even know if she or he. Was all bout touchy feely to 'make sure no one is hurt.' If that was all wouldn't have us stay nude all night in bed. Oh, it's a she named Arawn. All bout hitting me w/ objects thinking it's funny. Wanker. Put rogaine over her chin when she slept. She how she likes having beard. Hah! Arawn's grown peach fuzz but doesn't seem to care. Damn her quest for manliness! Been in Rivendell for while, so many hott elves. *melts* Love to go and swoon from elvish words. Leah told me they were making fun of height... Showed elves why no one pisses of female hobbit by stealing all their make-up and hair products and replacing them w/ various foods. Go me! Leaving Rivendell as learned to hate all elves except for Ellany. Nice enough to give autograph picture of Karl Urban. Gertrude trying to be unusually close. Disturbing as only one who really looks like guy. Fear life as she always trying to get touchy feely. Wouldn't care as much if she didn't always ask to play 'find the tunnel.' *shudders* Damn these steep stairs. Had to get Mary to help me since Samantha was too busy taking care of Frida. *sulk* Have feeling Gwyneth loves to be dramatic, even when she was hanging onto the bridge. Wanted to tell her to save it for Broadway as the only thing others are interested in is fighting and shagging Leah. Lothlorien... elves so much nicer here, none making fun of height. Leah says they just want goo shag from fellowship. ... Always knew Lothlorien elves better than Rivendell ones. Row, row, row your boat... Head hurts from Mary hitting me w/ rock when sang. Got back by taking her Sean Bean picture and replacing it w/ pictures of Gertrude from Play Dwarf, go me! Bev is dead, now have no one to protect me from Gertrude and her disturbing games. Rather deal w/ orcs and their fetish ways. |