| Samwise:Samantha/Sammie Am working on Ms. Frida's garden before party. She said I didn't have to work today. Said didn't mind trimming her bush... oops. Ms. Frida is taking me to Rivendell w/ her. Said she knew I wanted to meet the elves. Decided not to tell her that only want to meet elves as they know more bout karma sutra than anyone else. Damn rocks! Can't sleep a wink. Complained to Ms. Frida. She said just pretend it's a nice warm bed w/ Orlando in it. Is that why she has such a grin while asleep? Stopped self from asking what's wrong w/ sleeping next to her, don't want to lose sleeping buddy as so cuddly and warm. Stupid Peggy, falling on Ms. Frida like that. Who does she think she is anyway? Will cut her w/ hedge clippers if mess w/ Ms. Frida. Ms. Frida was stabbed. Was screaming Gwyneth's name. Am jealous. Ugh, such bad smell coming from Arawn, am afraid will choke. Do not trust her as kept on muttering to herself bout selling something on MOL. Rivendell is pretty, but too focused on Ms. Frida to care as don't want to lose my love... I mean my cuddle buddy... I mean, oh hell. Found perfectly good fish lying over note for Frida. As cooked it heard screams of rage outside. Someone must have found out David Wenham doesn't make an appearance til next movie. We're going to Macy's! Am mad as 7 others are going as well, including Peggy. Will not hesitate to toss of another cliff if tries to lie on Ms. Frida again. Have grown fond of Bill the pony. Nice to have someone to talk bout Ms. Frida w/. Also kicked Peggy yesterday, such a good horse. In Moria. Sad as Bill couldn't come. Now will have to kick Peggy in dark when not looking. Told Peggy would give her mushrooms if pull arrow out of skeleton. Did it and got in trouble w/ Gwyneth. Haha! Do not like Lothlorien as elves seem fond of Ms. Frida. Galadriel told me that other things matter more than self-pleasures. Just jealous no one cares for her bushes! Has anyone seen my hedge clippers? Ms. Frida is going to Macy's alone! Will use 'don't leave me or I'll drown myself' trick. Trick worked! Ms. Frida is taking me w/ her. Am glad, though wish had hedge clippers. Perhaps hands will work just as well. |