| Saruman: Gwyneth broke up w/ me. Found out bout my dirty spring break w/ Balrog. Am so lonely am tempted to have orc dress in white dress and sing 'happy birthday Mr. Wizard.' Got rude mail from anonymous. Know from Arawn as it says, ' u hav relly bigg noz, anonimus Arawn.' Idiotic woman, no wonder they have her fighting instead of ruling since she hasn't got a brain cell in her overly hairy head of hers. Getting cream for bags under eyes as am tired of them drooping beside nose. Gwyneth came to ask if stole her white staff she uses for party occasions. Told her need it as matches big hat and large silver jewelry, can't go pimpin w/out style. Asked Gwyneth to come back. She asked if asked Balrog same thing. Told her Balrog didn't mean anything, that I love her. She said one of my loser MOL(Middle Earth Online) buddies must have told me to say that. Told her that they said to lock her in tower til she changes mind... Later Evil_Nails: decided to lock in tower Orc23: knew tower would come in handy Got Gwyneth's other stick, go me! Now have plently of canes for my pimp collection. Got new recipe on MOL by Sauron. Doesn't seem like a Marvin Stuart type of guy but won't complain. Hm... put in mud and goo. wait, will pop up when is night. if pop up and kill orc, then done. if prances about, put it back in for 5 minutes... doesn't seem too bad. Later Wait... that doesn't look like chitlins. Gwyneth got away. *sigh* Ah well, I will just join Sauron in world domination. Maybe she'll like me again when I help rule the world. *sarcasm* Great, now she's teaming up w/ a ditzy, a pmsing, a sexually confused and an engaged hobbit, 3 he/shes, and a prissy elf. Will show her by making it snow on them. See how she likes having bad hair day! Realize all are just jealous they don't have pretty nails like self, but ones filled w/ dirt and grime. Has anyone heard of a manicure around here? Enjoy watching bitch fight between Balrog and Gwyneth, am placing bets that Gwyneth will lose arm and Balrog's whip will burn out. *sarcasm yet again* Great, now both are against me. Life isn't fair as can't find my Liv Tyler poster, they must have stolen it as revenge, damn. |