| Aragorn: Arawn Have feeling Peggy doesn't like me, must stay on guard as don't know what she'll do. Am starting to grow beard! Hooray! Later Has stopped growing, damn, will go to pout. Battled women in ugly cloaks today. They stabbed Frida. Wish she wouldn't scream so loudly as Andy was looking at us funny. Andy took Frida to Rivendell. Am glad but don't know what to do w/ these damn hobbits! Wonder if can sell on MOL to people who fawn over little women w/ hairy feet. So much for party, now having some counsel to decide what to do w/ ring. Don't care for ring as I have my precious... er.. I mean, my ring. At counsel got mad at Beverly. Arrogant bastard! Always saying, 'my people do this' and 'my people do that.' Told her that her people obviously don't shower. Am going w/ others as can't stand Andy complaining bout wearing white dress. Says it makes him look girly. Assured him that plenty of men wear white. Frida trying to get too cozy while carrying up mountain. Wanted to carry Leah, but she can walk on snow. Ah well, at least I get to see her look pretty prancing around. Offered body heat to Leah as want to get closer to her. Said that she can't feel the cold... Damn elves and their super human capabilities. Getting tired of Frida falling down everywhere. Obviously wants me to hold her. Why can't she like Bev instead? Gwyneth fight w/ big staff while Balrog fight w/ whip... is it just me or does it seem little too kinky to be fight... perhaps I'm only one. Why is Leah wearing different cloths while in Lothlorien? Prob trying to get good shag before have to travel to Macy's. She could have just asked me! I want to ride in boat w/ Leah, but no, have Frida who always trying to cuddle. Even more annoying when Sammie throws dagger looks at me. It's not my fault Frida like manly men. Curious as to what Frida meant when say 'protect me from yourself.' Nearly told her am attracted to Leah, not her. Realized quickly what she mean and did honorable scene. Go me! Am upset as Bev proved to be more manly w/ death. Damn! Now have to save hobbits and become Queen to redeem self as manliest. |