| Gimli:Gertrude Am forced to go to party. Daddy threatened to take away movie '28 Days.' If weren't for half-naked Viggo would have told dad where to stick it. Dad says will have good time and learn few girl pointers. Asked him wasn't I girly enough. Never got answer as he had to go organize sock drawer... never knew socks had to be organized. Am in Rivendell. Axe was taken away as tried to knick off elves head for laughing at beard. Already know that is looking bad because of journey, no need to point it out. What's all w/ these fucked up matches? Gwyneth and Saruman. Frida and Sauron. Arawn and Leah. Who in the hell comes up w/ these things anyway? Decided to go w/ Frida to Macy's. Need new necklace as strangled prancing elves w/ old one and it broke. Hear there's discount anyway. Hate walking, hate walking, hate walking... sure, it'd be easy but must wear all this damn armor and didn't pack anything else. Hope will have big battle so pansy elf will stop laughing. Want to go to Malls of Moria as need new cloths. Know cousin will give discount since manager. Hopefully can get black leather pants and cute halter-top. Hm... turns out everyone dead in Moria except for orcs. Will mourn for cousin after get out of this fuckin place. Gwyneth fell, tried to go back in but Bev stopped me. Told her that Gwyneth still has my Orlando picture and must get it back. She said that can get another picture in Rohan. Still wish could've gotten picture, as it is one that shows his sun tattoo. Will kill Gwyneth if she doesn't come back to return it. Such beautiful elf in Lothlorien named Galadriel, she seemed a little uncomfortable round me after realized am girl. Don't understand how she didn't know in first place, after all, what girl doesn't have beard? Hate boats, hate elf, hate water. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Elf always drooling over her bow, gets very testy when I look at it. Snotty elf, bet she stuffs her bra. Young hobbits stolen, will hunt for them as looking to make orc armor. Hear it's all the rage this spring. |