| Legolas: Leah Got Ellany to braid hair during party. Yay! Party turned serious when found out Frida's ring was given to Elizabeth and Gigi before her. Ugh, boys don't realize that girls like us want pretty new things, like my cute hair barrettes. Got new outfit for journey. *giggles* It matches my tights. Also shows my feminine features while being outdoorsy as such a long journey to Macy's. Had meeting to decide how we will travel. Beveryly complained that we should take horses. Arawn pointed out horses can't go most places we'll be going. Bev got pissy about it and went off to pout. If continues pmsing will have to bitch slap her. All been complaining bout walking. Don't mind it since it'll help tighten thigh muscles, must keep figure incase have to prance round and save others as usually do. Can't be heroin w/out super thighs. Saw loud hideous birds today. Hid from them as have watched what evil birds can shoot out when not looking. Turns out Saruman sent them as symbol of his love for Gwyneth. Must tell him that women like white doves, not Crebain from Dunland. Peggy always complaining. 'I'm hungry Leah.' 'Can I have your food Leah?' 'What happened to 2 breakfasts?' So annoyed that one day told her that a movie will be made and make her look like small ditzy man w/ big hairy feet if she didn't shut-up. Didn't work. She wouldn't stop screaming for rest of night. Was forced to reassure her that no one would be foolish enough to make such a movie. Had to save petty humans w/ bow skills as they couldn't save Frida from evil water creature alone. Trapped in Moria now. Gwyneth said should be mall, need to go to store to get tights as have run in one am wearing. Gertrude always talking bout male dwarves. Say only species that isn't shy when comes to flirting w/ female dwarves. Decided not to point out that they're only ones who want to flirt as they like g/f's w/ longer beards than them. No malls and Gwyneth fell. Read 3 books so not bothered as know she'll come back after serious bitch fight w/ Balrog. Went to Lothlorien. Kept being hit on by Haldir. Told him if didn't try to look girly would consider. Why do all guys have long hair round here anyway? Nothing against it but most irritating as they keep stealing hair products. Leaving Lothlorien. Am grateful as tired of Haldir and his pinching. They gave us lembas. *cues commercial music* Lembas, the slim slow for elves. *winks* Sharing boat w/ Gertrude. Not as bad as thought she was, though keeps complaining bout how Gwyneth has her picture of Orlando. Don't understand why so many go for him as was pretty enough to be me in first big movie... must be hair and accent. Bev is dead. Showed up when Arawn kissing her. Am confused as thought Arawn only likes guys in pretty dresses... will just focus on hobbits as don't want to know. |