| Smeagol/Gollum:Stephanie/Gigi Sauron gave Frida ring he gave to me. Bastard, giving away the precious like that! Will slit throat after finish eating raw fish. Went to kill Sauron but decided to get back by having Frida fall for me. Who can resist ooze covered creature w/ big eyes and toothless grin anyway? Got away from orcs and tried to decide where to go next. Had fight w/ self that ended w/ me being thrown into rocks. Have decided to take action. Went to couples counseling. Was asked who was w/. Told them that can never agree on anything w/ self. Stephanie wants to like Frida, but Gigi wants to kill her. Was told to get a life or go complain on talk show. Left rotting fish parts in person's coffee. Ha! Follow precious and ring... I mean Frida and ring to elf country. Ugh, elves make self sick. Always manicuring nails and brushing hair. Only reason haven't died out is cause too busy looking in mirror instead of fighting. Left note for Frida and pretty fish. Samantha saw fish and cooked it then fed it to Frida. Stupid hobbit ruining good rish and chances w/ Frida. Samantha never leaves the precious alone. Will never get to ask Frida to sit on rock w/ me and talk in 3rd person if she's never alone! Stephanie thinks that Frida and Arawn like each other. Gigi disagrees cause Arawn obviously wants to bang the elf. Stephanie says that it's just lust. Had another fight w/ self. Stupid schizophrenia. Cold on snowy mountains as am nearly naked. Hid under Gwyneth's dress as there's enough room for self too. Ugh, why'd they have beans for lunch, fear will die for smell. Gwyneth fell and hobbits crying. Wanted to cuddle w/ Frida but Samantha beat me to it. Bitch. Will get back at her by stealing hedge clippers. See how she likes not being able to trim bushes now! Lothlorien elves almost prissier than Leah. Will have to fawn over Frida from afar as am afraid of Galadriel. Ate goldfish from her pond and she threatened to burn my Sean Bean poster. Such mean witch. Frida going to Macy's alone... wait... NOOOOOOOOOO! Stupid Samantha and her using the 'don't leave me or I'll drown myself' trick, that was MY idea! Samantha is trying to steal the precious from me, will cut her head if she tries to get too close to my precious... I mean Frida. |