| Frodo: Frida Betty gave me engagement ring, said it's from Sauron since he's too shy to give it to me, so cute. Asked her to go to party in Rivendell w/ me to show off ring. She declinded, said she had to finish her steamy romance novel in peace. Freaky women chasing me for ring, all think will get good discount for cloths at Al*Mart in Gondor if get ring. Thinking of selling shoes shaped like my feet as can jump amazing distances like from plank to fairy when running from people on horses. Crazy bitches, all just jealous of cuteness and good fashion statement. One stabbed me w/ blade causing orgasmic pains so strong passed out. Woke up to hear Gwyneth singing 'Like a wizard' in front of mirror. *shudders* will have nightmares for weeks. Asked her what happened w/ Saruman. Wouldn't answer but said could use a smoke. Was afraid of that. Ellany very nice person as hired male stripper for party. Handsome man named Dominic Monaghan. Was chased away by Mary, said she didn't want to watch her ex perform. Ouch. Got letter that smelled like fish from anonymous person. It read: 'Sorry pretty hobbit, ring you got was once given to Elizabeth and other girl...' what's more disturbing is the next sentence. 'p.s. I know what you did last weekend.' How did person know had roll around w/ cute man named Billy Boyd? Decided to take ring to Macy's, others coming along too. Glad to leave as can't go anywhere w/out Andy around. Know he saved my life but very nervous when he asks me to put on his dresses. Sammie asked to share blankets w/ me as it'll keep us warmer. Didn't know had to be THAT close, but still comfortable. Gwyneth gone. Am sad as was starting to warm up to her singing. Tried to cry on Arawn's shoulder, but she was too busy staring at Leah. Why must everyone be obsessed w/ the elf? Must admit I am as well, damn. Lothlorien is pretty, but Galadriel is bit freaky. Told me she knew what I hid in my nap sack. How did she know I stole Gwyneth's picture of Orlando Bloom when she wasn't looking? Will not give up picture, it is precious to me. Galadriel say she knew what I saw in mirror. Embarrassed as saw my fantasy about Leah. Will act like saw Shire burning down instead. Bev tried to take ring so she could sell it and buy a new horn as her old one isn't big enough. Ran and hid til safe to get across river. Sammie is coming w/ me. Relieved as still have someone to cuddle w/ at night. Hooray for cuddle buddies! |