August News

Keep up with the news that is affecting your beloved Sasquatch Militia!
Stay informed! There's alot of weird stuff happening that you need to know!

Sasquatch Militia Basic Training Dates! August 1st 2002

Food - You eat alot and you'll Probably get Fat! August 2nd 2002!

Sasquatch Militia Convention, August 23-25! August 5th 2002!

Major Pimp, The newest Addition to the Sasquatch Militia! August 7th 2002!

The Sasquatch Militia Strikes Again! August 9th 2002!

China Threatens war against Tolerant Taiwan! August 11th 2002!

New NWO technology is Freakish! August 12th 2002!

Squirrel Attacks! Are you immune? August 13th 2002! A must read True Story! Highly reccommended!

Megaphone (We got one) Finally you can hear us! August 14th 2002!

A monopoly on Moral Depravity! August 15th 2002!

Pugnacious Wheelchair Softball Players! August 16th 2002!

Special Liaison to be replaced, new Post created! August 17th 2002!

The International Criminal Court! August 18th 2002!

10 signs your Child is a homicidal Sasophobe! August 19th 2002!

Trouble in the Holy Land! August 20th 2002!

Anti-NWO sentiment at State Fair is Ubiquitous! August 28th 2002!