Sasquatch Militia Holds Basic Training!

Are you ready to become a stomptrooper in the World's best peace loving Militia? Then come to Sasquatch Militia basic training every Saturday in the woods behind Jimmy's food market. Make sure you check in with your regional commander in order to secure a spot becuase we may be full. Check in at around 9:30 to receive your uniform and basic training begins at 10 and ends at 6. Also don't forget to bring proof that you've passed the comprehensive Minnesota Basic Standards Tests. Must have received an average score of 5 or better on the MAT7's and be able to speak fluent Spanish, English, or French to apply.

The Dates for August are:

August 3rd 2002 - Special pot luck picnic to be held after commencement ceremony.

August 10th 2002 - We will also be having extensive special forces training for those who are already stomptroopers and wish to garner a higher rank.

August 17th 2002 - Free raffle drawing for cool prices!

August 24th 2002 - Need a ride, but don't have one? Then walk!

August 31st 2002 - Prepare to encounter your new task, defending the Militia from intolerance and the NWO!