Battle in the Holy Land!

August 20th 2002!

There is a battle raging today in Palestine, not just between the Israeli's and the Palestinians, but between Sasquatches and Humans, between good and evil.

The mass media in both Israel and America has ignored this battle, but it doesen't detract from the horrible events which are occuring in that troubled region of the world.

Sasquatches are being beaten, murdered, and persecuted because they are different, non-human. It is the only issue on which the Jews and Arabs are united, in the destruction of Sasquatches.

We often hear things about the destructon of Israel, the destruction of the Palestinians, but never do we hear even an utterance about the destruction of Sasquatches.

The discrimination and intolerance against Sasquatches continues even were there is light persecution. Sasquatches are segregated from non-Sasquatches at the workplace and school.

We often hear about how Palestinian schools teach that Israel doesen't exist on the map. But we never hear about how both groups teach that Sasquatches don't exist, anywhere.

The people of this region are united in the quest to destroy Sasquatches. Whether it be Saddam gassing his own Sasquatch population or the Israeli mass murdering them, Sasquatches are hated.

Before the British partitioned the Holy Land in 1917, the Sasquatch population was at around 1,200,300, and after the 1948 partition, the population was 1, 100,200.

Today, because of mass immigration to safer areas, such as Cascadia and Saint Paul, and because of mass killings of Sasquatches, the population is under 500,000 and shrinking rapidly.

Hate of Sasquatches is taught in all areas of life, whether it be school, home, synagogue, mosque, or church. Hate is the ultimate goal, the ultimate eliminator of the Sasquatches.

When Intolerance is as ubiquitous as hate, we have a deadly amalgam of prejudice, which leads to the current situation of malevolence against the non-human minority.

Last week, the Secretary of Peace, made a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. He meet with Yassir Arafat, and Ariel Sharon, both of whom were incredulous that Sasquatches were in Israel.

"If they are, they have the protection of Israel." said Sharon, as he told another lie to those in the quest for tolerance and acceptance.

Yassir Arafat shed some lies as well "We are very busy defending Palestinian interests from our Israeli oppresors, and have yet to explore the Sasquatch issue."

'Have yet to explore the Sasquatch issue'? 'Have the protection of Israel'? Can such lies be anymore farther then the actuality of the situation?

It's time we send a message to the people of Israel, that intolerance against Sasquatches is evil and disgusting, wrong, and immoral, and ultimately leads to the their destruction.

We must advocate to the United Nations that Sasquatch Militia peacekeepers be sent to the region to ensure that no more attacks against the non-human minority transpire.

Only when Sasquatches have the rule of law on their side, as well as heavily armed Megatroopers, will the perpetual desire to persecute Sasquatches, be limited to words only.

No longer will violent attacks be done against Sasquatches. Only thru the Gospel of Tolerance and Love, can Sasquatches be saved.

Lets put an end to this discrimation and anti-Sasquatch hate. Support Sasquatch Militia efforts to enfore law and peace in the Holy Land.