Anti-NWO sentiment at State Fair ubiquitous!
Some fair goers retain anti-Sasquatch Bias, compare them with 'pigs' and 'cattle' at the coliseum.
August 28th 2002!
The Minnesota State Fair, the greatest get together in the history of human civilization, but pathetic in the greater scope of Sasquatch Civilization, was the victim of numerous Sasquatch Militia strikes. Unlike Baseball our strikes involving 'Playan on the honies'.
Although the fair is still in its primordial infancy and much time remains before it closes for the year, the Sasquatch Militia has decided to stop its notorious strikes against the unenlightened masses who attend the fair. They are just to stupid and utterly incompetant to fully receive and comprehend our complex message of tolerance, love, and respect for other species of hominids.
The Anti-NWO sentiment present was so great in many areas. expecially the 'mighty midway' but many of the people with animals and 'pigs' were manifesting blanant pro-NWO bias and love. These are the same people who are isolated from Sasquatches because of their intense attraction to 'animal erotica' but thats another story.
They compared Sasquatches to 'pigs' and 'cattle' and denied their existence. They said if Sasquatches did exist, they would make 'One hell of an attraction at some freak circus show or someother freaky place.' The real freaks only appear while these people look into a clear, reflective lake on a sunny day.
Needless to say, these same people were afraid to get freaky with the highly trained legion of Megatroopers which accompanied the Hierarchy to the fair. They wanted no part in the best of 10 punching match. This consists of us hitting them 10 times, and if they don't collapse into a coma, we continue hitting them until they are completely cleansed of their intolerance and made whole. This procedure has yielded very little assault convictions and is endorsed by Clarence, our newly ordained Minister of Intimidation and your ultimate demise, or by the shorter name of The Intimidator.
Such is the necessity of fighting for tolerance. Recruitment was superb. New members were added from around the state, such as Kelly 'I hate Intolerance' Johnson, from Waconia who lamented 'The Horrible treatment of Sasquatches at the hands of their human oppressors.' Well God bless you Kelly, your one informed stomptrooper, you realize the horrendous hatred that humans have, and the need to domesticate that hate, and use it to produce a thriving barter economy. Such is the sole purpose of human existence, to serve the Sasquatch, as their unequal partner in the barter economy. To this day humans have yet to master the incredible complexities of a bartar economy.
The people at the state fair who found our quest for tolerance anything less then acceptable cling to their pathetic existence which they pass off as their life. They are worthless, deceived, and beguilded people who live for themselves, indifferent to the needs of others. Their existence is indeed futile and unnecessary, and we are intent on informing them of their predicament of worthlessness which is only overshadowed by their patheticness. They themselves are unworthy of tolerance, but we give them it anyway, because we are tolerance, equal, and incredibly cordial.